OK this past week I set myself a challenge to actually write a full length article on something, it would involve paragraphs, punctuation and possibly even correct spelling  …  why?  well I wanted to take a break from my usual type of posts that involve ‘OMG LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!’ or ‘ZOMG LESBIANS!!’.

At the start of the week I was subjected to some tantalizing ASS courtesy of the delectable Okada Robin Shouko  … I was tempted to write a full assology on her (and still might) but I was like ‘no shirow! you must write a serious article!’.

Then a few days ago Goto Maki decided to strip off and show us her succulent norks … which tempted me again to write a hack article squarely focused on talking about Maki’s boobs … again I resisted so I could focus my time on a serious post.

Then today scans came online of Yajima Maimi’s latest photobook … so I thought FUCK IT the serious article can wait, I need to blog about Maimi now!!!

DAT ASS!!!

So yeah anyway Maimi’s 4th photobook is out and looks awesome,  although its not exactly a new photobook but more of a collection of unseen photographs taken for UTB magazine, apparently there are also some private photos in there from her childhood which sound interesting … and a little pedo.

I watched the making of video in the morning and it was pure visual poetry … but to be honest I could probably watch the girl sleep for 8 hours straight and still find it amazing … LOL fanboy.

Anyhoos lets all have a gander at the scans:

Buy the photobook from here and/or the delicious DVD here

WANT SO MUCH!!!

While watching this video you can’t help but think the photographer wanted to add some type of narrative to the pictorial,  if so then the first part of my review expressed the girls love and (sexual) desire for each other … debate that issue if you want/can.

the last 5 minutes of the video in my mind shows their playfulness and friendship for each other,  so to continue from where we left off …

Airi is never shy in front of the camera, I have no idea what she’s saying here (it sounds like mong or bong) but its pretty funny regardless

Airi loves to play up for the camera and she knows she looks cute as fuckery so she pouts and puffs her cheeks up,  also note that Maimi isn’t pulling a ‘badass’ expression … I think she’s in the middle of a blink

in this scene we are presented with the girls both sat at a table, Maimi is peeling an apple and looking into the camera … while Airi is resting her goofy smile on her hands,  it makes me wonder where the actual camera is positioned because both the girls eyes seem focused  on a point … I’m guessing that one of the girls was told to stare stupidly at nothing

The photographer then instructs Maimi and Airi to gaze at each other and smile … which is a cute idea until …

they both start gooofing around and give each other sinister grins, what makes this scene more amusing is the sharp knife that Maimi wields … its almost like Maimi is threatening Airi  …HOT

Agian Airi is never a shy girl and entertains us by pulling dorky faces :B

an interesting thing to note about this scene is that it didn’t even feature in the magazine … AT ALL … there must be hundreds of photos that didn’t even get  shown …

I looked through the magazine and it only actually shows 10 photos … JUST 10!!!  … we don’t get to see any of the photos that have a mild sexual theme at all,  I would of loved to see some photos of Maimi with Airi up against the wall … but no, I wonder if one day soon UTB will release them in some form, I’m sure the magazine could make a killing if they decided to let people download a digital pictorial with unseen photos, makes sense to me … anyway moving on

for the final scene of the video we get to see the girls wearing some gorgeous white frilly lacey clothing which gives me a fairytale type image

a rare incident when Maimi looks slightly unflattering … could this be because she was in the middle of talking/smiling? … for a brief moment I thought it might because of the person going down on her … can you see the persons wispy hair at the bottom of the screencap? … oh dear! … but have no fear its only part of a lace fastening

the poses used here are utterly adorable and endearing, its like the most romantic fucking picnic on earth … providing you like a shit load of apples  for lunch.

As the camera is rolling you see many people in the background running around, this is no doubt a public park that is filled with people .. it makes me wonder if any members of the public just stood about ogling the girls … I know I bloody well would…

personally if I was walking around the park and I saw these two girls loling around I’d throw myself upon them and rest my head on Maimi’s legs while Airi fed me slices of apple … yeah a man can dream.

its really good to see how natural and friendly Maimi and Airi are with each other, throughout the whole video there’s never an awkward moment, it shows that they must be really close friends in and out of ‘work’

Airi seems to of given up and throws the peace sign anyway

Airi is clearly getting tired with laying around on the grass, while Maimi seems distracted by something … I’m hoping a cute dog or something

even thought the girls cannot see each others faces its adorable how they both make goofy expressions

Maimi quickly turns around and seems to start smelling Airi’s hair … strange … yet mildly arousing

I’ve yet to see a subbed version of this video so I can only speculate whats going on … Airi is clearly blaming Maimi for something … probably her sniffing fetish

Maimi seems quite interested in the prop book she’s been given …

Maimi attempts to read us some of the book which is in English,  she sounds adorable trying to pronounce the words …

but she fails and asks Airi to help her,  its really quite sweet to watch

the scene closes with the girls laughing with each other,  considering Maimi and Airi are amongst my highest ranked girls I absolutely adore every second of this video.

the video ends with a recap of their previous shoot,  and a sweet goodbye.

Overall I really enjoyed the video, I think the theme it portrayed was highly relevant to my pervy wota side,  even if you deny the overriding sexual theme you can’t deny the chemistry Maimi and Airi have for each other.

The only thing that bugs me a tad is the photos and scenes that were left out of the pictorial,  there must be literally hundreds of photos left on the cutting room floor (or some guys hard drive) … I just hope we get to see these photos at some point in the future because I consider it a crime against nature.

After watching this it made me think of what other girls in h!p would be suited to a double pictorial,  do any other girls posses the chemistry of Maimi and Airi? … I’d love to see Aichan and Jun Jun getting all up close and personal … who would you like to see in a similar photo shoot?

Yes I have spoken about this before and but I never fully got around to giving the video a good hard going over, I’ve been wanting to pic spam gush about this from day 1 so here we go … the making of video from Maimi’s and Airi’s UTB pictorial … 15 minutes of pure Maimi Airi  sexy goodness…

Right from the start we hear some bullshit acoustic guitar music which pretty much sounds like every other easy listening stock nonsense, avoid.

First scene opens with Airi waving us in, and shows us how natural she reacts to the camera by going through various poses:

Sassy

Sexy

Scary

Serious

Watching Airi do stuff never ever gets boring to me, I could watch her for hours (which I do) … it’s interesting because I get easily bored when watching high budget explosive action type films … after 5 minutes I just wanna turn it off, isn’t that weird? (read: creepy).

For the avid watcher of Airi you will catch her doing this pose quite alot … innocent eyes, pout, head to the side like an adorable puppy

Airi then skillfully hides her modesty while laying on the couch … the skirt is very short and worn with those black knee high socks makes it a sexy combo

is it wishful thinking or have Airi’s boobs got bigger this year? … I should do some ‘research’ over this … for great science.

I have little idea of what she’s saying to the camera (I’m sure its babble) but shes always so animated and energetic, you can feel exhausted just watching her

Maimi then decides to join in on the smiley action

if you look for the definition of ‘perky’ in the dictionary this screen cap should be there … yeah it might be Maimi’s bra but who cares? ME LIKE.

The next scene starts with a delicious profile shot that starts with Maimi’s feet and then pans upwards displaying her gorgeous legs

I’m guessing that the photographer is asking Maimi to pull various badass facial expressions because Maimi never tends to look pissed off

At times Maimi is called ’skinny’ … but the correct term I think would be ‘athletic’ she is pure muscle and sexy

the cameraman is a fucking genius as he keeps giving us the money shots … ooh yeah

I’m not sure if Maimi was happy to be sat on the floor … looks a little dirty down there

For the next scene we are taken outside where Airi and Maimi have teamed up, both still wearing their black with tartan ensemble

the girls both give each other a cheeky stare … probably wondering which one of them is cuter

I like to think that the girls naturally hold hands through their friendship and not through the direction of the photographer

for this part the video is slowed down a little so when the girls blink it looks really sexy

Maimi’s back arching skills make her perkiness more perkier!

FUCK YES

Nice and tight! … Maimi has the face of a pure pimp while Airi is the total bitch in relationship, this cap is the first of many that display the pseudo lesbian undertones though out the photoshoot.

The next scene opens with them both jiggling about on top of a bed

as you can see they’ve ditched their previous clothes and have slipped into some cotton vest tops and cute little knitted hot pant type things

Airi decides to give Maimi a quizital gaze again (probably wondering whos hotter)

Maimi returns the stare which then turns into a little staring contest which involves the girls moving their faces closer together until …

they quickly break away from each other and beam big grins at the camera … or do they? after watching this scene a few more times I’ve realized there’s a really quick edit done that cuts out just when their faces are about to touch … I’m not saying they kissed or anything … but I fucking like to think they did.

SHIT GETS REAL

when I first watched this part of the video I literally said ‘fucking hell!’

I don’t think I could describe this scene without alluding to a fairly sexualized concept … I mean come on … this pose is only natural when you are about to kiss someone (or rub each others danger zones)

like I said its only wishful thinking that the girls have any choice in the poses they perform with each other, the photographer clearly wants to portray a subtle sexual theme, as the above cap shows Maimi is the dominant girl in the ‘relationship’ with her strong gaze into the camera and her arms over Airi, while Airi is the submissive showing a slightly yearning fearful gaze

walk into bedroom … see this … what do?

this scene is the most tempting of all … both the girls laid on the bed with playful gazes … whatever their selling I’m buying.

Maimi starts to finger Airi (hold that thought)

then we are taken outside again with the girls still wearing those skimpy jimmy jams,  I love it that Maimi is still in her dominant relationship pose with Airi

for anyone who’s had someone run their fingers downwards from the top of your head you’ll understand how good it can feel … if Maimi ever did this to me my pelvis would explode with the force of a thousand suns.

again were back inside for some slightly candid behind the scenes play …

Caption this photo! … the best I could think of was ‘guess where I wanna put this fist’ …

Airi and Maimi playing the old game of ‘Rock, paper, scissor sisters…’

the girls then give a brief recap of all the sexy shenanigans they’ve been doing all morning … feel free to caption the above cap …

To be continued …

At times I try and avoid being the typical idol fanboy, long gushing rants about idol beauty can become tiresome very quickly.

BUT right now I have sooooo much fanboy GUSH inside me I could probably wipe out countless Asian coastal villages .

Super idols Yajima Maimi & Suzuki Airi are being featured front page  in UTB magazine …TOGETHER!!! …like holding hands and stuff!

In a perfectly innocent world one could mistake them for playful loving sisters, but in my perverted world I imagine them more like girlfriend and girlfriend about to engage in some hot lesbian shenanigans.

Yes I know maybe I shouldn’t be having such dirty thoughts but I DARE you to look at the scans below and NOT have similar hot sexy thoughts …

Amazing yes?  am I justified having such thoughts? someone should probably write a pervy fan fic for this.

Getting hold of UTB magazine is almost impossible for me so if anyone could get hold of a copy of this for me I’ll totally pay you and you’ll earn my total love and gratitude.

Christmas has come early. And so have I.

Erika officially graduated the other day and apparently there was no flowers or ceremony dedicated to her, this saddens me a little but its good that Maimi had the heart to write some touching words for her.

The letter was written on the above photo and has been kindly translated by Chikichi from Hello online:

DEAR…My beloved Eri

Congratulations on your graduation. Having to part from you sure makes me feel lonely.
You know, I really like the kindness and generousity that you have shown to everyone.
No matter who is in trouble, you always take notice right away and offer your support.
You have given all of us so much of your attention.
Seeing you offer your help to others makes me want to work hard to become more like you. I learned a lot from watching you.
The two of us have been very close for these seven years that we spent together – there are so many incredible memories that I cannot begin to count.
There were times when we laughed together, and times when we cried together. All of those times are moments that I will treasure.
Although our ways are separated, this road that we had walked on together will remain the same, and I will continue to value all those steps we took
We probably will not have the chance to see each other as often as we have been, but you have always wanted to become a model, and I will support you more than anyone else.
Without you with us, °C-ute will work even harder to make up for your absence.
Thank you so much for all your kindness throughout the years. Thank you for treating me as family and listening to everything I had to say.
I will never forget all the difficult times and enjoyable moments that we experienced while we chased after our dream together.
Let’s put everything we have towards our dreams, and let’s make sure we both reach our goals!! I really like you and I always will

FROM Maimi.

Isn’t that sweet?  I’m honestly feeling quite touched by Maimi’s sentiments, who needs a lousy graduation ceremony anyway? a letter from Maimi is enough.
I’m not sure if any other girls wrote letters to her but if I find them I’ll try and get them translated and posted here.

Somehow I love Maimi even more now which I didn’t think could happen … I guess I should go get that tattoo idea I’ve been thinking about …