Like many people I have problems sleeping,  most of the time I lay in bed pondering deep philosophical questions and political theory’s, and sometimes I’ll lay there thinking about my future wife Maimi … and future mistress Risako.

One thing I’ve always wondered (like many other people) is what would happen if Berryz Kobo’s parents had a massive gangbang and somehow produced a child … surely they would create the ultimate idol or something?

Well that age old question has finally been answered, the above photo is actually a sneaky photoshop of all 7 Berryz girls merged into one slightly sinister looking profile photo. OBVIOUSLY.

The photo above is actually based upon one of the largest heists in Japanese history which is referred to as 三億円事件, San Oku En Jiken (the 300 million yen affair)

So how is this an idol related story? well Berryz Kobo will be staring in a stage play called ‘San Oku En Shoujo’ here’s the details (source: TOKYOGRAPH)

he seven members of Berryz Koubou will star in a stage production titled “San Oku En Shoujo,” though they will take turns playing the story’s lead character. The play is described as a love story bridging the past and the present, using the infamous “300 million yen robbery” as its motif.

A promotional flyer for the play was displayed during a press event on Wednesday. The flyer resembles a “wanted suspect” notice and includes a photo of a girl’s face, which is actually a composite using different facial features from each of the Berryz Koubou members.

“San Oku En Shoujo” will begin with performances at Ikebukuro Sunshine Theatre on September 18 and end with performances at Osaka’s Theater BRAVA! in mid-October. The theme song will be “MOON POWER,” the B-side from the new Berryz Koubou single “Maji Bomber!!” that went on sale this week. Aside from the Berryz Koubou members, the play’s cast also includes Hello! Pro Eggs members Karin Miyamoto (11) and Nanami Tanabe (10).

The Berryz attended a press conference promoting the play surround by huge fucking wads  of money

The play starts on the 18th of September so I’m gonna guess the girls will of only just started to rehearse for it, I’m really looking forward to seeing this as previous Berryz plays have alway been awesome.

While looking at the top image it made me start pondering about eugenics and what I would create if I could sample the genetic code of all my favorite idols … here’s a quick mock up if I could play god …

What perfect idol combination would you create?  feel free to use this template and create your own (or if you have l33t pshop skillz create an image) post your results!

Of course the perfect idol is actually Yajima Maimi, she has perfect everything so I wouldn’t have to change her in any way at all