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The last time I reviewed a Morning musume PV it didn’t turn out so well … so will this latest offering sway me in any way?

After 40 singles you would think that Morning musume would be running out of ideas … and you’d be quite right, their latest offering is a mish mash that contains the quirky musical style of moskou and the annoyance of Alvin and the fucking chipmunks.
I started writing this post a few days ago and to be honest my opinion of the song itself has changed dramatically, I didn’t like the song at all but now … I actually LIKE it, the beats and rhythm flow really quite well together, the chipmunk style vocals are worthless though, they should of left them out, the only vocals that really stand out for me is Aichan, when she sings the line ‘iijanai choi ero egao’ is like pure honey dripping into my ear, all the other girls don’t stand out to me vocally at all.
Another reason why my views of this single has changed is the lyrics … be honest now, do you ever actually bother to find out the translation of the lyrics? I hardly ever check what any of the H!P girls are singing about, this is mostly due to the fact all they ever sing about is cliched love and teenage crush related shenanigans BORING, hell they could be singing about the joys of vivisection or chemical warfare for all I care. KE MIKU WO FERU!!! SUKI SUKI OHH BABY.
But the lyrics for Kimagure Princess are most titillating indeed, the most interesting are …. (no explanation needed)

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Now we all know that Ai chan has the most amazing arse this side of the universe, but the mere thought of Aika singing about her charming tits and ass is utterly repulsive, watching a scabby dog choke to death on its own vomit would be far more sexier viewing in my opinion.

I’ve already expressed my views on Aika numerous times so I’ll just let Charlie Brooker take over and vent for me:

So yeah anyway, I enjoy the song and the lyrics, but that’s where my enjoyment ends, almost everything else about the PV is just forgettable dribble, the white curtain outfits they wear are just hideous and fail to show the curves of their bodies which they should be flaunting considering the nature of the lyrics, OBVIOUSLY I find the ass wiggles highly relevant but they should of worn something a little more revealing … but that being said, that’s my default thought on most H!P PV’s … every H!P PV should contain short skirts and lasers … and a disco ball.
Overall I found this single to be enjoyable, It will feature on my playlist, but this single is nothing amazing, just good … which is probably the most positive thing I’ve said about Morning musume in a long time.

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