Last night was brilliant, I had a case of cold beer and a copy of C-ute’s Alo Hello! ready to watch, I sat in my throne put on my drinking hat and pressed play.

For the next 1 hour and 38 minutes I smiled like a retard slowly drinking myself into a warm fuzzy stupor, the alcohol is mostly to blame but watching 5 cute Japanese girls frolicking in bikinis really puts my mind in a happy place, it truly is a cathartic experience that only Wota and perverts can fully appreciate … is that an oxymoron? probably.

Of course I actually watched this DVD last week … the version I watched last night was the Hello!Fan subs version which obviously lets me understand what the girls are all babbling about, my knowledge of Japanese language is fairly minimal so watching it again with subs makes everything a million times more pleasurable.

If I wasn’t such a lazy bastard I would probably do a massive in depth review picking apart every single scene and remarking over the tiniest of details … I wont do that, but what I am going to do is pick out the most delicious scenes and show those unfortunate enough not to watch this yet what they are missing.

I was quite surprised at times with what the girls said, they are at times quite blunt and have an ‘interesting’ sense of humor … OK let’s do this:

The girls don’t fuck around, from the start they are wearing delicious bikinis waving about shouting like idiots, also note Chisato’s facial expression, she’s BAT SHIT INSANE throughout the whole video. AWESOME.

Maimai makes it fairly clear that she feels uncomfortable wearing a bikini (which is weird considering she just had her own photobook), Naki just giggles at her and then …

Chisato starts trying to reassure her which Maimi seems to find hilarious

Maimi quickly tells Chisato off, and then…

Chisato doesn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks, she plays by her own rules

After a slight awkward silence the girls all start shouting again and run off to play on the water slides, YAY!!!

The water park is charmingly called ‘Wet n wild’ … just how I like my women HURRRRR

Naki looks genuinely terrified at going down a big water slide, it makes me wonder if any of the girls actually have any choice in the matter … hope not.

I think we can all understand what Naki is talking about, Airi seems to find this hilarious and sniggers constantly

Chisato has the most demented face and voice ever, could you imagine her sat quiet at a dinner table? she’d probably jump on top of it and throw plates of food at the walls while screaming, the naughty monkey.

The water ride confuses Chisato slightly,  although she soon resumes her composure …

nothing can stop this girls appetite for MORE

I would sell my arms AND legs to be sat right next to Maimi in that rubber water dingy thingy, although if  that were the case I’d be paraplegic and probably be sliding about all over the place like a fleshy human caterpillar in a sexy nest.

The camera man takes great interest in Maimai’s delicious flat chest

although the water droplets are distorting Chisato a little she remains a terrifying monkey beast (a cute one though)

the girl is insatiable, give her more!!!

Maimi looks a little freaked out by Chisato’s loud crazy shoutings, I’m not sure if she’s pretending or actually worried

Naki shows concern with Chisato’s behavior, the girls seem slightly nervous while Chisato acts a little upset  …

Maimi shows her leadership skills and starts a vote on what to do with Chisato …

Airi takes great joy in expressing her views with the issue …

Chisato starts saying that everyone is ganging up on her, she really looks upset

all of a sudden Maimi starts getting abusive towards Chisato and starts pushing her …

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!!

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