Berryz Kobo escape potential rapist
Posted by Shirow in Berryz Kobo, tags: Chinami, Maasa Sudou, Miyabi, Momoko, raep, Saki, Yurina
What!?!? serious??? well kind of … let me explain.
According to some hardcore feminists ”all men are potential rapists” … which is technically true, yet I am no more a potential rapist then I am a potential florist or potential gynecologist … professions of which I have zero interest in whatsoever.
Now lets move forward, leaks of the new Berryz in Hawaii are surfacing and they are looking very curious indeed, lets analyze these interesting turn of events …
The girls are all waving to the camera, they have probably just finished for the day and are about to head back to the hotel …
Yurina gets going and starts to open the door…
which slowly reveals some random dude sat in the van, as you can see Maasa instantly reacts to this
Clearly Maasa doesn’t give a shit about anyone but herself ^^
the other girls slowly realize whats going on and start to scram, Risako looks quite terrified…
the random dude then jumps out … oh shi
the guy then seems to lose interest and wonders off, free to potentially rape another day
I was very alarmed when I saw all this happen, yet it would seem it was all set up by the staff (for the lulz no doubt)
There was a camera set up inside the van to capture the looks of pure horror…
Maasa is already on the other side of the carpark while Yurina is stood there like an idiot, lets hope she learns from this eh?
Captain Saki is the only girl who stands her ground and is in a strong attack postion
Miyabi clueless as ever has no idea how to perform evasive maneuvers …
I’m really really looking forward to this even if the staff are playing around with their emotions.
This ‘prank’ reminds me of when Morning Musume were made to watch that scene from ‘the ring’ and Sadako bursts out to attack them [watch here].
This was quite a sadistic move on part of the staff, yet totally hilarious, and it’s good to see unscripted moments of the girls, Maasa is a pussy, while Captain is a hardcore brawler.
Classic.
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lol. classic hello morning. ><
i love how fast Maasa runs.
i love how Risako drags momoko with her. lol!! XD
Yurina looks so surprised when she opens the door. lol!
Classic? I don’t think so.
Haha these captures are so funny!
Saki’s running looks weird in the 8th pic and Miya thinks it’s funny (maybe she knew about the whole thing?)… Miya also looks hilarious in the second gif when she comes running in the end xD
although there are only 3 comments here so far, I agree with every one of ‘em! XD
- super fast maasa XD
- they way how Risako drags Momo then runs off
- Kumaicho just standing there as opposed to Maasa at the other side of the carpark XD
- Miya at the end (the fisrt time I saw this, I was like: “WTH?! MIYA, WTF ARE YOU DOING?! XD”)
lol Risako was probably like “Momo we have to go! If we die there’s no more Berryz Kobo”
I really hope Miyabi never ends up in a serious situation cause she looks like she would just get killed. All the other girls are like gone and she’s just walking by the van.
I can’t wait to watch the whole dvd.
I just read it again and watched the gif’s on something other than my Blackberry…I could not. Stop. Laughing.
What have we learned from this? Only two, maybe three, members of Berryz would survive a zombie apocalypse. Maasa counts. She would wear comfortable shoes and have a flight-response advantage. Saki would because she would have the fight-response advantage. The third one who would live is whoever would use Miyabi and Yurina as distractions.
The way Risako leads Momo off is just precious beyond words.
lol i love how they all watch massa run off too. they’re kinda like “whatcha doin’?” XD
@20000: it’s classic because Hello! Morning were always messing around and playing tricks on the girls. it’s nice to see them still playing pranks. >w<
Hahaha, if I had a drink in my mouth I would have spewed it all out when reading the “possibly want” caption.
@ Hexi
lols, I think that if Maasa didn’t run they would of all stood there confused.
@ 20000
You dont think so? this event will always stand out in Berryz lol videos IMO
@ Yonasu
Miyabi running back is a great example of her clueless kooky nature
@ dragonflychaser12 & CrypticShadow8
Risako dragging off Momoko is very sweet.
@ Vee
Glad you lol’d ^^
I always thought that Maasa would be the last one standing in such a situation, it would of been cool if she shouted for everyone to GTFO.
And yes Risako pulling Momoko away is beyond adorable, they must have a very sisterly relationship.
@ Brian
lolololol everyone knows Miyabi wants it
Shirow! That as one funny as hell post, man! That last part of Miyabi “possibly want” had me rolling. Keep it up! This is great stuff!!!
Silverglade!!!!
Gah its good to see you around!!
hope you stick around this time eh?
Thank you so much for your comment!!!!! ♥♥♥♥
Yeah my blog will be full of Risako xDDD haha I’ll keep reading your blog <3 !
Maasa running is so funny xD
i actually watched the alo hello BK the other day and i lol’d doubly hard at remembering the “do not want, do not want, possibly want” pictures. hahahahaha.
it made me laugh that massa was all “eek!!” and yurina was still standing there going “huh? HUH?!” lol
i think Risako at first just freaked because Massa did. like in Alo Hello 2 where two of the girls started shrieking and running all over the place at something that one of them saw and jumped at. lol!!
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Best runner of the year:
Maasa
And look at Miya’s face
XD
Poor MiyaMiya…. she was so pissed of after that… momoko even more so… Saki was as usual… well.. philosophical…
Maasa…. love her flight response… and Yurina was merely stunned….
lovink the dvd btw…