Every morning when something pops through my letter box I roll my eyes and wish I was dead (or the postman was) this is because all the mail I ever receive mostly consists of pizza menus or letters from my bank telling me I’m overdrawn (again).

So when I get a mysterious package through my door I grab it like a demented retard scrambling to open it like my life depended on it.

Today was one of those days …

OH YEAH!!!

There’s nothing like waking up to some shiny new Morning Musume photos!

The mysterious sender also left their calling card …

Clearly Paul from Hello! blog is a man after my heart, and he’s doing a pretty damn good job so far considering he provides my server and tech support issues.

I owe Paul a huge thanks (and countless pints) so I hope I get the opportunity to meet up at some point shortly, hopefully for the EuroWota fest thing? cheers for the awesome gifts Paul! (also now I have your mobile number I’ll be calling you 3 in the morning when I’m drunk as fuck) hooray!

Also while on the subject of GETS check out this Hello! project mug I picked up, it’s pink and covered in all the girls signatures, I think it’s pretty damn cool … although I dare not drink from it because I’ll no doubt end up smashing the bloody thing.

I wonder if they sell Hello! project shot glasses? … anyone?

Following from the success of my previous custom photobook Butt shot! Vol.1 I thought it was about time I did another one.

The most obvious next step would of been to create ‘Breast shot!’ or ‘Knocker shot!’ but I do try and remain unpredictable so ladies and gents I bring you Mouth Shot! … a fine collection of idol photos with things in their mouths (or against their lips… ).

There are over 50 photos contained within the photobook, I did want to include more but various idol files have gone walkies.

If you have any photos that should be featured then link them in the comments section! … bonus points for phallic shaped things.

Download Hello! Project – Mouth Shot! here!

Big thanks to Vee for helping with the ‘research’ also Vee has just relaunched her blog Pink Wota 3.0 so you should totally go over there and show some love.

Happy viewing/fapping whatever.

Hilarity comes in many forms, but none more funnier than butt hurt fans crying over someone attacking ‘their’ idols.

I’m sure we’ve all seen numerous hostile exchanges on forums and chat rooms, most tend to go like this:

FANBOY: OMG RISAKO IS SO FAT AND CAN’T SING

FANGIRL: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE’S PERFECT YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

FANBOY: NO U DONT KNOW ANYTHING GTFO

FANGIRL : NO U

I find such fighting hilarious, not only does it display no understanding of opinion it also shows that wotas sometimes have the mental age of a potato.

I bash various idols frequently, not only do I find it enjoyable I also find it necessary to tell the truth about how I feel, I am not a gushing fanboy that loves everything.

Of course when bashing various girls (and songs) I expect people to understand its an opinion … a highly educated opinion … but an opinion regardless, which is the sole reason why this blog exists.

I love it when people attack my opinions … why? because  when people post angry comments they are absolute golden slices of retardness

here are three of my favorite ‘butt hurt fan rants’ all taken from my review of Hangry & Angry’s ‘kill me kiss me’ which stirred up the hive apparently…

Have you heard? Hangry and Angry are getting their own blog on the Oricon charts’s website unlike Morning Musume, or Berry’s, or Cute, or Maimi Yajima.
Seems like you’r blog is an epic fail, I don’t see one million visitors on you’r blog unlike on hangry on angry’s.

well have you ever heard the story of Hangry and Angry? its of two cats, Hangry who dresses punk but wishes for a peaceful life and Angry, who dresses gothic lolita and is very savage towards Hangry. so do the world a favor and get you facts strait before picking on them! sure it’s not the best music video in the world but it’s still pretty good

WELL WELL…I CAN SEE THAT THE PEOPLE ARE MORE INTERESTED IN THE VISUAL THAN IN THE MUSIC, THE MUSIC IS REALLY GOOD, THE VIDEO IS A JAPANESE STYLE, THEY LIKE THAT KIND OF VIDEO CLIPS, IF YOUR DONT LIKE FUCK OFF! AND WATCH OTHER BAND, RIKA AND Yoshizawa ARE A GOOD ACTRESS, BECAUSE THEY ARE REPRESENTING THIS CHARACTERS “THE CATS”, SO SHUT YOU BLOODY MOUTH!! AND LEARN MORE ABOUT CUTURE OF OTHER COUNTRIES! BLOODY BRITISH

Absolute gold, it almost makes me want to become a professional troll just to generate more retarded fury, have you ever been on the receiving end of idiots attacking your opinion? how do you deal with it? or are you one of them that loves to attack anonymously?

I love it when people comment on my blog, regardless if it includes the amusing dribble quoted above.

Also just for the lols here’s a recent comment on my LOLSUBS video on youtube …

I LOL’D

#1 New sexy unit ‘Bello!’

Bello! … which I’m guessing is an ingenious mix of ‘Buono’ and ‘hello’  (personally I would of called them the Hot sex kitten trio) although this unit was only active for the Buono Days 2 DVD I hold high hope that this unit becomes popular enough not to be a gimmicky rival unit for Buono.

The outfits the girls are wearing are just screaming sex, Maimi in tights?  SERVED! Yurina in fishnets? SERVED! Erika in knee highs and hot pants? SERVED!

It just makes me wonder if this unit will vanish into oblivion after Erika fucks off to become a ‘model’ … can we have another girl replace her? I’m putting my money on Miyabi or Risako … god that would be sexier.

#2 Momo’s latest photobook

Was there ever any doubt that Momoko’s latest photobook ‘momochiiii’ wouldn’t have Momo’s butt in abundance?

Although I’ve seen about 10% of the scans so far we can rest easy knowing that we get a healthy serving of peach posterior, the photo above is kinda sexy yet also kinda scary … Momo’s head is almost twisting around Exorcist style to deliver a sinister Aika style grin.

Anyway DO WANT and considering I have her previous 3 photobooks I need to keep up the collection combo going;

#3 Hagiwara Mai gets her first photobook …

Well no doubt some people will find this relevant to their interests but I can actually see this photobook being rather sweet and innocent, Maimai has gone up in my estimation this past year, not only is she getting taller she seems top be losing that little girl image (thats because she was a little girl) but anyway.

Numerous people are already spewing the obvious line ‘OMG she’s too young etc etc’ oh purrrlease …. she’s like 13 … too old for some people.

I highly doubt she’ll be wearing a T-back while eating a banana frolicking around in a pool of baby oil anyway so lets calm down, lets reserve that scenario for Risako’s 4th photobook.

Say hello to my brand spanking new project LOL SUBS.

Ever watched an idol video and not had the slightest clue whats going on? … or maybe you’ve watched a subbed version and realized its the most mundane bullshit idol chit chat ever.

A majority of idol videos tend to involve the girls talking about random nonsense like the colour of their clothing or the style of their hair … some of you might find this slightly interesting, I don’t.

LOL SUBS is a project that will take the most seemingly innocent idol video and violate it with my perverse and immoral mind.

Videos will be released randomly, I’ll be creating a section for them in the above header navigation bar later.

The first LOL SUBS video features the girls of Berryz Kobo performing on the Japanese kids show Piramekino … watch and enjoy!

[Note - the video touches upon topics of suicide and pedophilia so don't click play if you are of a sensitive disposition]