Well are you? do you spend most of your days on the interwebs swimming through countless idol photos and videos like me?
Do you wake up each morning and roll into your desk chair? … or are you one of those lazy bastards that stay curled up in bed and fiddle with your laptops to get the latest idol fix?
Because I have nothing better to do with my time I created a Hello! project quiz on Facebook … yeah I know … I’m not really a huge fan of Facebook either but I’m drinking beer right now and it seems like a good idea.
Click HERE to take the quiz and test your knowledge … also don’t forget to send it to all your friends, serious.
Because I’ve consumed a few cheeky beers there’s a good chance the quiz contains grammatical errors … don’t worry about it, I’m not.
The quiz was fairly simple to create so I might make more in the future if it becomes popular (HINT).
Can you achieve the status of MASTER WOTA? find out and click HERE
I’m hoping this will encourage other people to make Hello! project related quizzes, if you make one please let me know in the comments section!
My favorite Musume is now 17 years old, my love for her is slowly becoming less and less ephebophic and more of a ‘normal’ love affair, obviously this is a good thing yet part of me wants her to stay in permanent puberty, I want her to stay random and spazzy … a mature Koharu just wont do, there must be some type of hormone or drug we can feed her, lets just laminate the girl.
Seriously whats the deal with idols getting older? Maasa recently turned 17 also … it’s terrible, before we know it all the h!p girls will be dead and buried.
Anyhoos Koharu celebrated her birthday in fine style … with Thomas the fucking tank engine! how awesome is that? … it totally pisses all over my last birthday ‘party’ which consisted of getting blind drunk in some seedy night club surrounded by fat goths and awful music.
When I was a young warthog my mother decorated my bedroom with Thomas the tank engine wallpaper and bed spread, it was awesome … and it still is awesome, well that was like 20 years ago now … god I’m old … I’ll be dead before you know it.
Anyway since when was Thomas the tank engine popular in Japan? I thought he was just a British thing … much like queuing, shitty food and wankers for prime ministers.
Is Thomas really popular in Japan? have you seen him recently? he looks like a schizophrenic crack head
And have you seen Diesels face? he looks like a sex offender … I feel molested by just looking at his ungodly face
Is Thomas the tank engine popular in America/Canada? looking back on it all, talking steam engines are kinda scary stuff … seriously what were they thinking? it’s amazing I turned out OK … oh wait.
My last 2 posts have consisted of a video, so why should this post be any different?
Enjoy my Koharu birthday video! mostly consisting of photos from the event and what not.
C-ute is now officially a 6 girl group … Kanna is no more.
To some this will be an event that evokes much sadness and disappointment, to others this event really doesn’t change much considering:
She’s been one of the least favorite girls in C-ute (you know its true)
She rarely ever got any main vocal lines or solos
during dance shots she was always tucked away at the back
during photo shoots she was always at the back
her vocal ability wasn’t anything special (to me at least)
her idol persona lacked any real enthusiasm
I know … I might sound like a heartless prick but I think theres much truth in whats been said.
Kanna was always my least favorite in C-ute, but that doesn’t mean I dislike her at all, she was always an interesting character which I dub the ‘anti idol’ which is a girl that never follows the general codes and conventions of a regular idol, Maasa Sudo and Jun Jun also fall into the ‘anti idol’ category.
Regardless of the rumors involving her departure, it no longer matters, but what I do find intersting is if Kanna was the one to make this decision? did the UFA tell her to GTFO? or did Kanna get bored with being the least favorite in the group?
I would like to think that she has some future plans to return to the ‘entertainment industry’ regardless of what she wanted to do … *cough cough* yeah you know what I’m talking about …
Anyway I intended to make a humerous video in dedication to Kanna, but … it’s turned out into quite a depressing affair … maybe I should of chosen a more upbeat tune? be sure to watch until the end for a mini lol.
What are your thoughts on Kanna? do you care? have you been upset? will C-ute continue to be awesome?
I remain optimistic and trust that the C-ute girls are all doing just fine, lets look at the bright side … Airi and Maimi will be getting more close up shots now … we just need to get rid of Erika and Mai mai next (OH MY GOD I’M JOKING).
So did everyone have an awesome time in L.A seeing Morning Musume? yes?! well of course you did .. what could be better then a vacation in the sunshine being amongst other like minded people AND seeing some very sexy Japanese girls perform just for you!
Of course YOU had an awesome time, its a silly question … but there’s a huge problem … I didn’t have an awesome time …why!? …because I wasn’t fucking there.
The last few days for me have consisted of working until sunrise and then trying to get a few hours sleep while next door have their roof tiles repaired … BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG WOOF BANG FUCKING BANG.
So I might be slightly excused for not being in the best of moods, but do you want to know the worst thing about this is? …
About 17 of my friends have been incessantly tweeting and chatting about the awesome time they are all having, not only do I have to contend with amazing photos of the events I was also subjected to a live video stream of some party, with some random girls wishing Maasa a happy birthday … I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.
Each little tweet update was like a punch to the dick … thankfully its almost over … I would never want to live through this experience again, I would rather have each individual finger nail pulled out by pliers and have wasps shoved up my nose.
Am I being melodramatic? … well of course BUT I find that I am not alone, there are countless other people who could not make it to L.A for numerous reasons… are you one of them? are you pissed off like me? or are you feeling like this little girl?
Yes I admit that I am butt hurt, if you were in my shoes you would be also, but don’t worry I’m not going to kill anyone over it (not even myself).
Deep down I’m really happy that everyone had an awesome time over there, and I hope that everyone makes it home OK and in one piece(preferably without swine flu).
Being the optimist I see every hardship as an opportunity … so what have I gained from this? well I have now promised myself never to miss an event like this again … so that means that if MM play in America again I’ll be there front row and covered in glow sticks (also maybe drunk) , watch out.
My job involves very little brain work, so that means my mind wonders everywhere, to help me pass the last few days I’ve decided to concentrate on the things I enjoy and find interest in (and not about LA), I decided to make a video of it, this video will no doubt offer valuable information for anyone who wanted to do a physiological profile of myself … don’t be afraid .. you might find that we have alot in common … oh shi
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