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Have you finished vomiting blood yet? I fucking haven’t.
THAT was the Taiwanese loli unit ‘Frances & Aiko’ … probably the worst atrocity committed by the Japanese since the Rape of Nanking.
The girls were chosen by Tsunku while he recruited for the amazingly popular Icecream Musume, I have no idea why he chose them, they can’t dance for shit and their vocal ability is like any other 5 year old … nasal whining drone.
I don’t really hold any resentment towards the girls though, to them this must all be an exciting time, becoming little pop stars, the girls I’m guessing are about 5 to 6 years of age so I do question if any child labor laws are being followed, I have some sneaky suspicion that their parents are whoring them out to the idol industry for a fat wad of cash that the little girls are never likely to see.
Am I the only one that thinks that the girls are too young? … now for people who read my blog I think you have a fairly good idea that I’m a totally perverted deviant who thinks a pubescent girly in a bikini is awesome (which it is) but I really do draw the line with the exploitation of girls that are so young they probably have no idea of why people would want to watch them … because its not for the music.
Of course it would be nice if this unit was actually geared towards children … which I’m convinced it isn’t, this unit is probably aimed at those wota who lust over delicious flat chests.
Like I said it would be nice if this unit was aimed towards a younger demographic but when was the last time a 5 year old had a disposable income to spend it on idol merchandise? exactly.

I’m finding it hard to express how utterly repulsed I am by this,  I would rather have ‘I LOVE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY’ tattooed on my forehead than be subjected to this fucking joke ever again.

Seriously … just say NO.

Well are you? do you spend most of your days on the interwebs swimming through countless idol photos and videos like me?

Do you wake up each morning and roll into your desk chair? … or are you one of those lazy bastards that stay curled up in bed and fiddle with your laptops to get the latest idol fix?

Because I have nothing better to do with my time I created a Hello! project quiz on Facebook … yeah I know … I’m not really a huge fan of Facebook either but I’m drinking beer right now and it seems like a good idea.

Click HERE to take the quiz and test your knowledge … also don’t forget to send it to all your friends, serious.

Because I’ve consumed a few cheeky beers there’s a good chance the quiz contains grammatical errors … don’t worry about it, I’m not.

The quiz was fairly simple to create so I might make more in the future if it becomes popular (HINT).

Can you achieve the status of MASTER WOTA? find out and click HERE

I’m hoping this will encourage other people to make Hello! project related quizzes, if you make one please let me know in the comments section!

Unless you’ve been in a coma for the past week you will no doubt be aware of the Morning Musume OPV competition.
When I first read about it I wasn’t really that interested in it … but after a few beers my mind started ticking over with the genius of this competition.
I’m 100% sure that Tsunku reads various message boards and comes across the term ‘this PV looks cheap!’ all the time, so it would seem that Tsunku has thrown the ball in ‘our’ court, maybe the UFA ran out of ideas or funding? … obviously I’m joking, this contest is pretty frickin awesome.
There’s quite alot of rules in regards to the freedom of what you can do, but with the amount of green screen videos they provide you really are only limited by your imagination (and technical ability of course).
There has been a healthy amount of OPV’s uploaded so far (29 as of now) and as the deadline approach’s this number will no doubt spike quite considerably.
Some of the videos uploaded are great, some are weak … and some are just amazingly bizarre.
I will defiantly be entering this, I’m in the process of toying with concepts and editing tricks to come up with something hopefully original … yet with this being a ‘world-scale contest’ this proves to be extremely challenging.
Will you be submitting an OPV? are you put off by the amount of submission this will no doubt get?
Personally I know that I have zero chance of coming even close to a ‘top 10′ winners list … yet I’m joining this to be part of Morning Musume history (plus this will show the UFA how much interest there is for H!P outside of Asia.
I’ll probably submit my video right near the end to prevent people using my ideas and concepts, I’m confident ALOT of people will be doing this, so in the last few days of the contest expect TONS of OPV submissions.

In other news Guardians 4 have finally released the PV to ‘Omakase! Guardian’.
I was intending on doing a full blog about this video yet there isn’t really that much to say about it.
I’m still kind of unsure how I feel about this new unit, Although I’m a huge fan of Risako/Yurina and Naki I somehow feel this unit is mismatched and not really suited for a cutesy anime group.
The track for ‘Omakase! Guardian’ is actually really trippy and addictive, I would totally dance to this if drunk.
The PV is (predictably) cheap and tacky looking with some Shugo Chara anime thrown in for good measure, the costumes are quite delicious, its a shame that Aika’s hair looks terrible (admit it).
There’s a few interesting moments in the PV …

Cheap and nasty … was this ‘location’ done for comedy value?

Another ‘caption potential’ screen cap for Risako

Naki is always eager to please …

at 1:02 into the video the camera jumps from each girl holding a yellow board, for some strange reason the camera avoids Aika’s face and does an quick shoddy edit to Yurina’s board … I wonder why? if you look at the video you’ll see what I mean … it looks really quite suspicious, the only reason I can think why this would happen is if the camera man didn’t like filming Aika’s face

when Naki’s around theres always a Hitler salute

I’ve said it before and probably say it again … the dance moves are pure strip club … hand on ass …

and slowly bend over … oh come on … I’m not even being pervy for the sake of it, ITS CLEARLY PERVERTED ALREADY.

as the video draws to a close each girl gives a peace sign … YET HOLD ON … DO THEY?
as you can see above Risako gives the peace …

Risako AGAIN gives the peace sign …

Naki gives the peace ….

and then Yurina gives the peace sign …

and then the video shows a closing shot then fades to black … where was Aika’s peace sign??? why did Risako get it 2 times?
the only answer I can come up with is that the director didnt’ like Aika … LOLOOLOLOLOLOL.

And I’ve run out of energy so I’ll stop now I’ll probably review the new Berryz pv in a few days … cant wait ^^

This post is nothing more than a selection of awesome photos from the upcoming ‘Wonderful hearts 2008 summer concert’.
As the photos show it looks like its gonna be a concert worth watching,
I’m hoping there will be video/audio leaks coming soon.

I’ve been meaning to update my latest ‘gets’ for a while now so they have been slowly accumalting the past month or so.
With it being a lazy sunday I thought I would take some pics and what not, here we go…

(note – all pics are fairly large in size, since its a ‘lazy’ sunday I lack the will to resize all the photos I took)

Berryz Kobo – Full signature set!

First up is probably the most awesome item I have ever bought, a signed set of autographs from ALL 8 Berryz!
Each signature is very unique and its really cool to see the girls pen work, I think the cutest sig is Momoko’s HAPPY!
I’ve put this in a glass frame to keep it in pristine condition, I’ve yet to decide where on the wall I should put it.

Milkyway – Anataboshi

I still love to listen to this song all the time, its amazing that they sold 48,611 units of this, I guess it was super popular with the kids aswell as the wotas.

Morning Musume – Manatsu no Kousen & Furusato

Old skool and still sealed, I got these for a fair price from ebay, also note the black pen mark on ‘Furusato’ thankfully its on the outside cellophane packaging.

AKB48/Chocolove

A couple of Chocolove singles, complete with two photocard things, purchased from my good wota’ess’ friend Lolli.

Mano Erina – Mano piano

I could not help myself buying this from Ohta, I’m gonna keep it in its cellophane wrapping also and keep it nice and safe, awesome single from an awesome girl.

3 Natsu Natsu Mini Berryz – Special edition

I’ve been after this for about a year now as it is such a special item, not only do you get a huge box that contains the mini album, you also get a berryz beach ball and a pair of berryz flip flops!!!! … I dont tend to wear such footwear but when I’m at the beach next I wont hesitate to put them on.

Milkyway – Magic tamborine!

This is amazingly awesome, it lights up and makes lots of sounds when you press the inner star, there is also a clip so you can hook it onto your belt!
It took me about 7 hours to figure out how to get the batterys into the damn thing (so many screws!).
It has 4 different light settings, pink, blue, yellow and a combination of all three.
I highly recomend playing with this in a dark room when drunk, its super duper.

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Yajima Maimi – Visual screen

Meet my new girlfriend Maimi, she’s the tall and silent type.
This ‘visual-screen’ is a work of pure art, its just so big! its very tempting to make this into a Dakimakura … but I’ll resist for now.
Waking up in the morning to Maimi’s tiny shorts makes you happy to be alive to witness such sexy splendour.

Berryz Kamen VS Cutie Ranger poster

I have this hung just above my desk so I’m always just a glance away from berryz and C-ute, awesome poster and AWESOME concert.

Berryz Kobo – Dschinghis Khan UH HA! T-shirt

When I first saw this t-shirt on those mini adverts I said to myself ‘DO WANT!’ and then they popped up in Ohta’s ebay store, within seconds I had already paid for one.
My Japanese teacher asked me ‘what does that t-shirt mean?’ I swiftly punched my fist forward and went ‘UH!’ and then jumped 180° and said ‘HA!!!’ … she drew a blank face and looked even more confused, I explained to her that it was a song about a mongolian emperor sang by a bunch of cute girls … this confused her more so I just gave up.

Berryz Kobo – Sakura Mankai T-shirt

I much prefare the darker h!p clothing as opposed to the vibrant colours, this t-shirt was only available at the sakura Mankai concert so its a fairly rare item.
If anyone wants to translate the text on the front of the t-shirt please be my guest!

Buono! – T-shirt

A simple yet cute t-shirt, I really like the finger pressing the cheek pose the girls do.

Ai takahashi – Photos

A random selection of the lovely Aichan, a good range from many different ages.

Chinami Tokunga – Photos

A bunch of super cute photos of my number 1 berry, gotta catch em all!!!

Morning Musume – Onna ni Sachi Are photoset

Another item I bought from my friend Lolli, not only am I helping her funds towards her Japan trip, Im also acquiring awesome photos along the way.

Risako Sugaya – photos

I love those photos which show the girls going through various stages of emotion, her ‘angry pissed off’ face is the best!

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Kusumi Koharu – Photos

A set from the sexy 8 beat shoot, and a couple of that magic dress she wore from the ‘chance’ single.

Kusumi & Mai – Hana wo pun!

More pics from Lolli!

Maimi & Airi – Valentines 2007 photos

I just love the Seifuku’s the girls are wearing!

Group photo

Cute pic of Risako, Koharu, Erika and Maimi hugging!!

Buono! – Kiss kiss kiss photoset

Adorable set of photos, with their typical cheek poke pose!

Jun Jun – photos

Awesome selection of JunJun photos, I love the one of her in red glasses …sexy.

Koharu & Jun Jun – Haromoni photos

These photos are bigger than the usual size, I have the one of Junjun just above my monitor, its like she’s looking at me with a disproving stare … it makes me feel guilty for wasting my time…

And last up is a gift from my friend Lolli from the Lolli’s Love Lunch Blog, she was kind enough to send me a pin badge of pedo bear … I’m not sure if I should be insulted or not .. I’m going to get her something in return, any suggestions?