Ahoy thar!!! as you can probably see a majority of images currently are not available … I’ll totally fix this issue when I get a day off bloody work!
Cheers!
How cool is Miyabi’s dress??? I wish I was a girl …
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Ahoy thar!!! as you can probably see a majority of images currently are not available … I’ll totally fix this issue when I get a day off bloody work! Cheers! How cool is Miyabi’s dress??? I wish I was a girl …
Jul
22
2010
I Love Koharu’s ButtPosted by Shirow in Kusumi koharu, tags: Android, app, butt, iphone, ipod touchYeah you heard me, the absolutely massnificent butt of Koha has never looked so tantalizing! look again! … save the image! … zoom in! OMG!. This photo is part of the ‘Sugar Doll + Vol.2′ app that is ONLY available for the lucky bastards that own an Android phone (of course you can dl it here … and you totally should) . Back in the good old days I downloaded Koharu’s ‘Sugar Doll + Vol.1′ on my ipod touch which was awesome because I could legitimately rub and touch photos of Koha without feeling the slightest bit of guilt (not that I had any) but then some asshole decided to purge the app store and delete Koha’s app from existence. So now UP FRONT WORKS have decided to launch Vol.1 and Vol.2 exclusive to the Android … will we ever see this on the iphone/ipod touch? … probably not, so I’m super fucking tempted to buy an Android phone for the sole purpose of getting idol apps, also while I’m on the subject Yajima Maimi apps have also popped up on the Android … I’m so jealous of those bastards. Anyhoo’s since I’m not bound by any phone contract I’m seriously considering buying an Android, unless of course Steve fucking Jobs decides to stop being such a twat and allows Hello! Project related apps on the iphone/ipod touch. Anyway after some serious studying of the photo above I’m 100% confident Koha has glorious buttocks and her apps are totally worth downloading if you have an Android. Here’s a few more photos from the app to whet your ‘whistle’ … enjoy!!! Like many people I have problems sleeping, most of the time I lay in bed pondering deep philosophical questions and political theory’s, and sometimes I’ll lay there thinking about my future wife Maimi … and future mistress Risako. One thing I’ve always wondered (like many other people) is what would happen if Berryz Kobo’s parents had a massive gangbang and somehow produced a child … surely they would create the ultimate idol or something? Well that age old question has finally been answered, the above photo is actually a sneaky photoshop of all 7 Berryz girls merged into one slightly sinister looking profile photo. OBVIOUSLY. The photo above is actually based upon one of the largest heists in Japanese history which is referred to as 三億円事件, San Oku En Jiken (the 300 million yen affair) So how is this an idol related story? well Berryz Kobo will be staring in a stage play called ‘San Oku En Shoujo’ here’s the details (source: TOKYOGRAPH)
The Berryz attended a press conference promoting the play surround by huge fucking wads of money The play starts on the 18th of September so I’m gonna guess the girls will of only just started to rehearse for it, I’m really looking forward to seeing this as previous Berryz plays have alway been awesome. While looking at the top image it made me start pondering about eugenics and what I would create if I could sample the genetic code of all my favorite idols … here’s a quick mock up if I could play god … What perfect idol combination would you create? feel free to use this template and create your own (or if you have l33t pshop skillz create an image) post your results! Of course the perfect idol is actually Yajima Maimi, she has perfect everything so I wouldn’t have to change her in any way at all
Jul
01
2010
Suzuki Airi – Digital Photobook Vol.66Posted by Shirow in photobook, tags: Airi Suzuki, digitalDigital photobooks are nothing more than a collection of off shots that were never used for the original photobook, I’m guessing literally thousands of photos were taken for Suzuki Airi’s 4th photobook ‘Ao Iro‘ and only the best were selected to be published. Although looking through her digital photobook which consists of 93 never before seen photos it’s hard to see why they didn’t make a big ass yellow pages thick style photobook … I could literally sit there for hours mesmerized by Airi’s absolute magnificence. Airi fans can rejoice because she has a 5th photobook coming on 8/20 by Wanibooks which is currently untitled yet no doubt will be called something stupid like all photobooks are. Download her digital photobook here And have a gander at some of the photos I find truly gorgeous
I fucking love Airi.
Jun
29
2010
MiyaChi – BFF <3Posted by Shirow in Berryz Kobo, tags: Chinami Tokunaga, Miyabi Natsuyaki, MiyaChiBitch fights, name calling and bullying are all parts of life, and I’m confident it’s no different within the world of Hello! project … albeit behind closed doors. I can imagine behind the scenes at a Morning Musume concert in the dressing room … Aika is bouncing around trying to be popular and then Jun jun stands up to swing a fist into her stupid gurning face … ever wondered why Aika wears so much makeup? BRUISES that’s probably why. Think about it. Idols have little choice in regards to what units/groups they are shoved into, with the nature of the idol industry girls must quickly build a rapport with each other and emanate a friendly approachable persona, mainly for the sake of public image but I’m sure actually liking each other makes things run smoother and is beneficial to the group as a whole. Berryz Kobo have been together for many years so it’s only natural that they would all eventually become good friends with each other, like the other idol groups there are always various members that seem to be closer than others (ie Aichan and Gaki). Miyabi and Chinami will now be known collectively as MiyaChi, below I will shows numerous examples of MiyaChi love and friendship: This video is older than Jesus but serves as a sweet introduction to MiyaChi’s love for each other … (or Chinmai’s love at least)
Another fairly old video of them both fucking around trying to talk English, everybody has probably seen this video a million times already but it never gets old for me, I love it
Some more recent videos show that MiyaChi still have a bond for each other, upfront’s Youtube channel is frequently updated with short videos of the Berryz girls getting up to random nonsense, in this video they bust out the keyboard and get funky, Miyabi seems to take great interest in the notes that produce the sound of a man thrusting … although I’m not a qualified psychologist my Freudian analysis is that Miyabi is clearly gagging for it, I’m just saying …
Again MiyaChi decide to give a mini concert with their trusy keyboard attracting a collaboration with Maasa. Miyabi seems to always have a naughty type look on her face while Chinami shows us that she is bat shit insane , I think the video shows their unpredictable nature and genki energy
The last video was posted a few days ago and is intended to be focused on Maasa yet MiyaChi totally steal the show by singing Maasa a happy birthday (loudly) and near the end of the video they declare their love for her WHICH IS FUCKING ADORABLE. The video ends with Maasa saying ‘I love you desu’ … which made my heart explode with love. GOD I love Maasa.
I like to think that MiyaChi spend a lot of time with each other outside of work, I reckon there is never a dull (or quiet) moment when they are around. To end the post here’s a little bit of MiyaChi picspam <3<3 |