OH SHIT! … its Momoko’s 18th birthday and she still looks 14 years old!

In true wota fashion I’m celebrating it with glossy photos and delicious pink marshmallow cake things!

I’ve been a fan of Momoko since the beginning of my h!p fandom so watching her grow up before my eyes is really quite special,  shes was batshit insane when she became a h!p kid and now all these years later shes still batshit insane,  I love it.

Heres a few Random videos that show her unique crazy ass character:

I DARE YOU NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER

My hungover slumber was disturbed today by a text mesasage from Paul saying …

Get your arse online and buy tickets, hangry and angry playing in Camden on the 27th of may!

so I rolled out of bed and tried to figure out what the hell was going on,  here’s the facts …

• They will be playing in Berlin, Helsinki, Paris and London (more details here)
• Tickets for the London gig are £20 and can be purchased here
• No video cameras or recording devices allowed
• No food or drink to be taken into the venue
• Age restrictions apply 14 years plus (hopefully no little weeaboos will be there with their parents…)

Me and my mate have already ordered our tickets so I’m definitely gonna be there,  I have a feeling the tickets are gonna sell out pretty fast so it would be wise to get them soon as possible.

I’m not exactly the biggest Hangry & Angry fan in the world but I think this is a great oppertunity to meet up with fellow wota’s and hopefully get blind drunk with them,  plus I wanna check out Rika’s butt.

Will you be attending? so far I think there are quite a few hello online folk coming so I’m hoping for a huge wota piss up after the gig, LETS DO THIS!!!

PS – Anyone wanna put me up for the night?

My 3 favorite pastimes are: drinking alcohol, listening to music and filling my eyes with delicious idols, lately I’ve been doing alot of this and it shows no signs of letting up.
My favorite idol in the world Yajima Maimi is being featured (again) in the Japanese idol magazine UTB and she is looking absolutely fucking mesmerizing, if you are not a fan of her then now is a good time to start … how can anyone resist such delectability?

Because I spend an unholy amount of time looking at photos of Maimi I thought it would be a good idea to create a delicious slideshow of my favorite photos accompanied by some soothing music by Luiz Bonfa
The photos I chose are merely a tiny fraction of the photos I love … if I wanted to show them all the video would be endless hours.
Hope you enjoy it! and I hope it can convert some non fans!

Personally I find this video hypnotic.

Remember last week when I was gushing about the awesome idol apps that you could purchase for your iphone/ipod touch? … yeah well forget every fucking word I said because the days of delicious idol apps are now officially dead … and when I say ‘dead’ I actually mean ‘censored’.

Steve Jobs and his Apple empire have given the green light to delete every application that contains ’swimsuits’ ’skin’ ‘bikinis’ ‘innuendo’ or anything alluding of a sexual nature.

Apple already have a bad reputation in regards to what is (or isn’t) allowed to be in an application, countless app developers have had their ideas rejected for non specific reasons,  and now this new move must make the Chinese government pout with jealousy.

As you can guess I’m pretty pissed off with this cluster fuck of a decision for a number of reasons…

• The iphone/ipod touch has ‘family restriction’ options to stop innocent minds being violated with such perversity … I ask why have this feature if there’s nothing to fucking censor?
• Not only will Apple be hurting its own revenues they will also be throwing any current developers under the bus and putting many peoples developing careers out of business.
• I was really looking forward to the UFA producing more idol applications,  not only would this benefit my idol addiction it would also open up Japanese idols to new markets and convert people to the joys of wota,  any idea of a Takahashi Ai app is now officially dead and censored.
• Apple have also stated that no app can be ’sexually arousing’ … I’m now going to play the cooking mama app and force myself to get a massive erection,  delete that one motherfuckers.

I could kinda understand if Apple wanted to delete actual pornographic photos or videos of people fucking but … idol apps?  COME ON!!!

The photo below is from the now deleted app ‘isocks’ which features such filthy and indecent images such as this …

Are you offended by such an image?  the sight of her knees is about to send me into a raping frenzy … we should force her to wear a burka before anyone gets violated.

Apple will try and play the ‘family friendly’ card but this is pure censorship, I’m hoping there will be a revolution that forces Apple to relax their rules … or even better Apple customers ditch their iphones and buy other smart phones that allow mere images of ‘flesh’ to be shown.

I’m a macfag,  and I was considering buying the feminine hygiene sounding iPAD … not anymore, fight the power!

Are you outraged by this? am I blowing things out of proportion because I’m slightly drunk? … do tell,  are the Apple Taliban about to ban girls from school?  probably, the bastards.

It’s been a while since I did a GETS post so I thought it was about bloody time, my spending on Hello! Project merchandise has taken a huge dip this year for numerous reasons (mostly because I have little cash) but I’ve still managed to acquire some choice items for my H!P vault.

First up are gifts that Lolli got for me when she went to Japan to see Koharu’s graduation concert:

Berryz Kobo Halloween set,  its pretty fucking awesome, a majority of h!p photos can be a little boring and repetitive so I love having the quirky and unique photos.

I really love Maasa and Risako dressed as witches, for some reason it suits them, and it reminds me of when Risako claimed she loves fantasy on Yorosen.

When purchasing a certain amount of photos from the Hello! project shop you get the opportunity to get some freebies which have a ‘not for sale’ mark on them, here we have the lovely Risako, Airi, Miyabi and Saki who looks like shes just got out of bed, lazy cow.

This is a little C-ute photobook which is more like a mini magazine featuring the girls in various poses such as Maimi playing with an elephant and Airi knowing where her place is.

Risako’s 4th photobook is an absolute masterpiece, I was gonna order it from yesAsia but thankfully Lolli said she would get it for me as a gift when she went to Japan so I ended up getting it way faster than waiting the usual 2 weeks shipping time.

I absolutely ADORE Risako so I’m a fan of pretty much every photo in it, here’s a little slide show showing a few choice cuts:

Also Lolli sent me a mini gloss poster from the C-ute single ‘Shochū Omimai Mōshiagemasu’ which features many delicious legs.

This is a photoset I’ve wanted for fucking ages so I was really happy to learn that Lolli was having a sale (check it) the Berryz girls wearing those jam outfits are cute as fuckery.

Airi back when she was in Aa! her pose on the second photo just makes me think of THIS PHOTO

Miyabi from the old Berryz single ‘Gag 100kaibun Aishite Kudasai’, her little pink outfit is adorable and I love her dorky pout on the bottom photo.

Miyabi’s first and only photobook is an absolute essential in my opinion, I consider the photo below one of the greatest ever because it shows her great figure and delicious belly … when the fuck is her second PB coming out? BUS COME ON!!!!

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Airi Suzuki’s second photobook ‘CLEAR’ and Risako’s second photobook ‘Pure+’ are again both essential purchases and both absolutely mesmerizing, I consider these girls to be in direct competition with how many bikini photos they can put in these things, love it.

When I first saw the scans of this magazine I was absolutely transfixed and made it my life’s quest to get my perverted hands on a copy, luckily Paul from hello blog picked up a copy for me from the Japan center in London, the photos contained within are sooooooo much better to look at in real life and reaffirms my total adoration of Maimi, this photo is one of the best I’ve ever seen of the girl … FAP

And finally …

A fully signed poster of Berryz Kobo’s ‘Watashi no Mirai no Danna-sama’

EPIC WIN GET

the poster cost me a fucking ton but its worth every single penny, a few reasons why I love it so are …

Maasa’s double heart signature is full of love and her pose is just awesome, arch the back and stick your butt out. ACE.

Momo’s signature is just fucking weird yet adorable at the same time, another thing I love is the actual outfits, knee high leather boots and black fish nets? fuck yeah.

and Riskao’s bosom is so awesome its sparkling,  also you gotta love the pose …  ON YOUR KNEES RISAKO!!!

and that concludes most of the recent stuff I’ve acquired GO GO FANDOM!